I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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