I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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