Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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