I think I am morally bankrupt
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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