Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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