we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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