Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
that may or may not have been my penis.
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