He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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