i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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