you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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