If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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