It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
you win again, gameday.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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