U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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