rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Sext me about skeletons
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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