if only i could text you this smell
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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