Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
