She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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