He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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