The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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