? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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