can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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