I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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