I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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