so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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