I hate your face
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
How does it feel to date your dad?
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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