Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
Randomize
