Already got asked if we're dating
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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