i would punch a child for taco bell
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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