3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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