she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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