They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
accomplished twins. life is a go
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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