Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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