READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
Randomize
