I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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