D3 body, D1 cock
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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