Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
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