Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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