jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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