I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
