Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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