The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
My balls are so social today.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Pants are for mortals
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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