Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
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