She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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