He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Randomize
