Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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