She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize