she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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