HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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