Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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