Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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