I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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