listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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