Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Randomize
