this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I am full of burrito and curiosity
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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