Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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