Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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