My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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