Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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